me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

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perfect.

  • that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with
  • and you turn into a total freak
  • WHERE ARE YOU AT
  • WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE
  • DO YOU SHIP MY OTP
  • DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH
  • WHAT PART ARE YOU AT NOW
  • DO YOU LOVE MY BABY
  • TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS
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lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

bag-gins:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

Thranduil’s crown being made from the branches of the tree his wife is buried under. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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wibblywobblydetector:

swaggitystrider:

just press play

IT IS 1:30 AM EVERYONE IS ASLEEP I WAS GIVEN NO WARNING NOW MY WHOLE HOUSE HATES ME

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.